i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
(via wickedgeneration)
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how to kiss
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[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
oh my god
(via mccormickspice)
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don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
(via wizlaqueefa)
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- Follower: I love your blog!
- Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
- Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)
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Death Cab For Cutie - I Will Follow You Into The Dark
If there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks
Then I’ll follow you into the dark
(Source: unknownsatan, via linearskin)
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